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Look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Created on 2004-11-08 05:06:35 (#5075544), last updated 2005-04-18

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Name:ed_cat
Birthdate:10-31
Location:Richardson, Texas, United States
Bio
I was born on the mean streets of Dallas, Texas. I'm black. I was passed around from pimp cat to pimp cat until this girl Cait found me. Her and her bf took me in and cut off my balls. I kind of miss them but whenever I get like that I just lick the place where the used to be. Now I live in a house with Cait and Eric with two other guys named Will. Will D brought a crazy little asian cat, skitz or Mr Cotton Socks, with him that used to rape me every hour on the hour but one day I took him outside to show him what is was like to be on the street and left him there. Will H brought a fat fat old mexican cat named Chubbs, I made him my bitch. He keeps telling me he is mexican, but he is so fickle and he says that his old owner used to call him Christopher Robin. I dont believe him. I think he is just after my food. Luckily I attack him make sure I know that I am his pimp.
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attacking fat cats, butt pets, cackeyed insanity, chirping, getting away, getting into trouble, head pets, highstepping, human food, looking crazy, manicures, pimping ho's, poopiepaws, staring at things, teasing, the sexy bitch stewart

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